Not all those who wander are lost.
Say it ain't so!
Some young hotshot whipper snapping lady is going to ruin one of the best things about living in the Southwest U.S.
You know it's serious when you are sueing yourself.
Hey dudes. Ryan visited last weeked too! He didn't know Chris would be here but I didn't COMPLETELY ruin the surprise like Danie says. After we picked up Danie from work she told me to "pick up this really nice homeless guy". We rolled up on Chris lounging by a bush nearby.
Moener baked banana bread and shot an AK-47 last weekend. I don't know which he liked best but I am sure he felt more comfortable behind an AK-47 than he did in front of the toilet after a long night out on the strip. It was ultimately my getaway driving that made him sick. He has never thought that much of my driving or my indoor fireworks displays.
We've been through a lot since we met during the second term of the Clinton administration. So just like old times we recklessly abondoned our better judgement just for a couple cheap thrills. I'm talking about the rides at the Stratosphere. Me, Ryan, Chris, and Matt LeBlanc(from Amarillo, not Friends) rode the boring rides made exciting by the fact you're dangling off a frickin' building.
All I could think about was my Mom. I know if she found out I was riding these rides she would be soooooooo.......J-E-A-L-O-U-S!!!!!! It'll be here when you get here Mom!
And that goes for the rest of you!
Romance was in the air when Chris and Moener came to sin city.
Alright people. It's picture time. I will do everyone a favor and not put up pictures from this weekend with my fat ass in them. Don't worry, you can still make fun of the fat kid on Danie's blog. I just want to say, you're not all that slender yourself Gary.
I'll be the first to admit that the writing on my blog sucks. My problem is that I wait too long to post the pictures so late at night I'll slap something together hastily while playing a single table poker tournament and watching the daily show. I am going to make an effort to make an effort when posting. I am not as talented as Danie when it comes to writing fluffy, quirky little stories but she writes for a living and has been fluffy and quirky for 24 years now. Happy Birthday Danie.
Chris came to town 3 days after booking his flight. He is the one in the pictures without the cool goatee. He was scheduled to go one a whirlwind cross country(sans the east) tour with his band Dude Bazooka but the venues fell through. Instead of killing time in Fargo he came to visit me. He likes cheesecake, lasagna, video games, and drinking. We did them all. He had the chocalate mudslide cheesecake at the Cheesecake factory. In the New York New York casino they have pizza and lasagna by the slice until 3 am. You can play all the video games all day at Gameworks for 35 bucks. As for drinking, you can do that 24 hours a day in Vegas.
Ok. That's all for now. More details soon. I'll introduce Moener(sweet goatee guy) too!
Happy New Year dudes! It was packed on the strip. PACKED!!!! 300,000 plus and after the $500,000 firework display was over we still had to walk back to the car. We had to park at the Klondike casino and technically it wasn't even a parking spot. We went into the casino because there was a restaurant inside. It's the fanciest casino on the strip. HANDS DOWN! By fanciest, I mean trashiest. They had two good specials going on when we were there so I had them BOTH. 99 cents gets you two pancakes and an egg. $1.49 gets you 2 eggs, sausage or bacon, home fries(hashbrowns), and toast. I wasn't really hungry but who can turn down a deal like that?